WHO’S BETTER THAN US?
NOBODY!
that’s right. i crashed mike and catie’s honeymoon!!!! i actually had no idea they were in koh samui but once i found out it made the 20 hours of airplanes and five airports seem worth it. it was chinese new year so we lit a lantern, smoked some shisha and drank lot’s of flaming B52 shots. what a lovely surprise!!
i love you guys <3
SLEEP EVERYWHERE

Here in malaysia I see mostly men on the streets and they all look at me like I’m a polar bear. They also take my photo with their Nokia phones. I feel weird…
NOPE

Yesterday was better. I was at the most magical little resort in the middle of the jungle having a relaxing time when the receptionist suggested that I check out sandakan. She said it’s “really nice and fun and by the sea”.
Well, she must have hated me because I have never been to a bigger shit hole in my life. I’m not exaggerating.
This place is a DUMP. I am literally locking myself in my room until Monday morning when it’s time to leave. At least I have HBO and Dewey Cox.
KOTA KINABULU

This was physically the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. FACT. Currently my body is breaking up with me and I’m still trying to decide if it was worth it. I’m sure I’ll think it was in a few days when my legs forgive me and my arms stop shaking.
18 kilometers round trip is serious business. I think in the future I’ll stick with raving for exercise.



















































